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Fiction/Humor Writing
Thought Catalog
NSFWCORP (Unfortunately these are behind a paywall)
- Michelle Obama’s Address to the DNC - September 5, 2012
- R/POTUSBait/ - August 30, 2012
- Anti-semitic Politician Reveals: I’m Jewish - August 24, 2012
- The Roof Is On Fire, Let the Motherfucker Burn - August 15, 2012
- Pacifism, What Is It Good For? - August 8, 2012
- Assad Gets ‘Chemical Weapons-Desperate’ - July 31, 2012
- Crazy Like a Crazy Murderer - July 30, 2012
- Taunt Like an Egyptian - July 19, 2012
- Ignorance, They Name Is Higgs Boson - July 11, 2012
- John Edwards’ Mistress Promotes Her Tell-All Book - June 28, 2012
- Tough Questions in Kabul - June 27, 2012
- Obama’s New Immigrant Rules - June 21, 2012
The Nervous Breakdown
- The Dogberry Sea - November 4, 2011
- Wheat! - March 22, 2011
- Bauhaus Wedding Invitation - March 14, 2011
- Cooking With Dot…So Your Family Will Love You - February 28, 2011
- A Just-So Story About How the Internet Was Made - March 30, 2011
- 6 Obscure Diagnoses of the DSM-IV - April 21, 2011
- The Marlboro Man Says a Few Words About TAMPAX - May 10, 2011
- Lois Lane’s New Boyfriend Rubs It In After Beating Superman At Ping Pong at a Family Barbecue - February 20, 2011
- Leopold Bloom Walks From the Couch to the Refrigerator - February 1, 2011
- 5 Really, Really Lame Jokes About American Modernists - January 12, 2011
- Rolling Stones Lyrics, if They Had Been Written By Me As a Teenager About My Mom - December 29, 2010
- Death Comes For Robert Frost - December 15, 2010
- 3 Shopping Lists and Several Suggestions of What To Do with Items - December 4, 2010
- Richard Alpen, Champion of Breakfasts - November 22, 2010
- Don Draper Pitches to the Lollipop Guild - November 7, 2010
- Alex DeLarge Explains, Expounds Upon the Infield Fly Rule - October 30, 2010
- Deus Ex Machina Crashes Your Friend Darryl’s Party - October 19, 2010
- The Wolfman’s Mea Culpa, RE: The Mess Left in the Apartment - October 11, 2010
- Cerebral Memoranda, RE: Madonna’s ‘Ray of Light’ - September 27, 2010
- 18 Reasons Why My Wife’s Statement, ‘We Can Never Have Too Much Juice’ Is Not True - September 19, 2010
- 12 Differences Between ‘Caddyshack’ and Reality, as Dictated by Depression - September 6, 2010
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
The Bygone Bureau
Swink
The Battered Suitcase
The Foghorn
Johnny America
The Journal of Truth and Consequence
Defenestration
Yankee Pot Roast
Spilling Ink
- RSVP - Issue 7, Spring 2010
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